By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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meltingwalls 0

haha that sucks so much, smoking and drinking heavily would do a heel of a lot more to you

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stxchickshortie 0

He is right

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stxchickshortie 0

HOW COME EVERYONE HERE DOES DRUGS?! do you people listen in health class at ALL?

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Aw_Geez 0

The health class you are most likely referring to is funded by the government. They're going to teach you what the government wants you to learn. Do you listen to everything you're told?

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Soniplaystation 0

damn homie that sucks...i would have kicked his ass or did something to his stuff.

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dkskateing 0

smoke weed not cigs. ps a bongs not as bad its not smoke its steem

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ledzeplover 0

hell yea to the OP's name! the expendables are awesommmmmme! i just saw them in concert a few weeks ago and got my t-shirt signed :D wooo.

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expen_dable 0

I'm glad someone noticed that :) I saw them in concert over spring break, and one of my friends even ran into them at a bar nearby and hung out with them!

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NoMercy1 0

Take his self righteous punkass to small claims court, if he doesn't buy you another one. Just because it is a bong doesn't give him the right to destroy your property. Put a good 40% weed in a cigarette and give it to him on one of the five nights a week when he is drunk. Kick him in the face while he was asleep. Steel something from him.

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hughman 0

295: sorry, it's still smoke. don't make us all look stupid

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hughman 0

I had a post removed because I mentioned the reasons for pot's illegality? Gotta love this "free" country. You can find this information anywhere, it's not conspiracy or anything. It's not denied by anybody. The government played on racist fears of whites against Mexicans and blacks. I'm white, btw, so don't be afraid of me and censor me again. hahaha

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