By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
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EvilHippyEmperor 0

Why can I hear The Offspring's "Self Esteem" playing in my head?

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andy3_fml 0

wow OP , you are a selfish , disgusting animal... please die in a whole from lack of oxygen

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tsundere 1

FYL for having a slutty girlfriend, and YDI for being a total douche. Maybe that's why she decided to sleep with your best friend.

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Victoria_fml 0

You so diserved it, no need to explain why.

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bella_theresa 0

I can't decide if I feel bad for you, or want to sack you. And when I say "feel bad for you", I mean because of how pathetic you are, not because your girlfriend cheated. You were probably asking for it if you're that much of a douche bag.

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ShinyShine 0

NEVER TRUST your best friend, WHile still with her you should look for another girlfriend beacuse first of all sex is not that important. Second they are still going to be having sex & third she might catch a disease then you will catch it. Then you will be EVEN MORE patethic.

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vampirerebel 0

How is it a good idea to look for a new girlfriend while still with someone? No self-respecting girl will even consider a guy with a girlfriend, and any who will are just going to go and cheat, because it doesn't matter to them. You should dump her for cheating on you, and move forward with your life, even if it doesn't mean you get to have sex on a regular basis

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turdburgers 0

Of course she cheated on you, and of course you can't get laid otherwise! Women like confidence, which you obviously don't have.

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jsmith87 0

This is why prostitution should be legalized.

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ihateslife 0

...wow, on the one side I want to hate you because staying with her just for sex is rather selfish, but she started it, so I have to say this is rather genius revenge. High five.

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