By BusinessTurtle - 06/10/2012 07:49 - United States - Ames

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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OP here, I've changed my locks and moved across town and I really don't want to hire a lawyer.

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princessAj1 6

Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !

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rattusrattus 18

Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.

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bstaub3 5

Lose this girl for real! Call the police or bring another really hot broad home to have crazy hot sex with. Make sure she can hold her own in a bar fight first though.

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NicoleAshley10 0

She is pyscho. My advice is get a restraing order on her.

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dankoneon 3

Call the cops. And/or put hot sauce in her underwear and bras

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baileymarie102 6

Restraining order! If that don't work, run and move...

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leeburns 5

You got a stage 10 clinger code pink ( person, insane, next, kidnapping)

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timanddavelive 4

Ummmmm, Call the f#cking cops!

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