By BusinessTurtle - 06/10/2012 07:49 - United States - Ames

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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BusinessTurtle 8

OP here, I've changed my locks and moved across town and I really don't want to hire a lawyer.

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Top comments

princessAj1 6

Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !

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rattusrattus 18

Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.

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iHeartMuzik 0

Overly Attached Girlfriend Strikes Again!

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marramrammar 2

WTF- call the cops and get the hell away from her fast!

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perdix 29

Maybe you need to become a Psycho Killer. Qu'est-ce que c'est?

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ben827 10

Sounds like my ex. She did the same thing. It's really creepy. Talk to her about space and say "We broke up a long time ago." Why did you have her stuff anyway?

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lostfaithinpppl 19

She broke in and moved her stuff in. Please read the FML before commenting.

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n3rd4lifee 0

Become **** buddys:D

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fatcow282 8

Call the cops thats treaspassing she cnt stock u from jail

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CuriousAlien 7

Change the locks, get bars on the windows, buy a bloodhound, then everything would work out perfectly. :)

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BeautyOfGrac3 6

How'd she even get in???

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swagisforchumps 9

She used her powers of crayness and got in.

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BusinessTurtle 8

Crazy stalker magic

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gregkingsley 4

Lol. Times like this were glad they make restraining orders

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lhamil64_fml 5

Call the police and get them to kick her out for trespassing. Then get a restraining order.

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