Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how...

By MarBlu - 23/01/2014 12:53 - United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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Dude! Come on!

By CreeperKiller2000 - 29/05/2017 00:00

Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML

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Agony

By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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Life is pain

By pussy - 21/04/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML

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Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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FML_Elle 17

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:07

Stubbing your toe can really hurt! And thank you for your service

That_Ginger 18

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:08

Just be thankful you didn't step on a lego block. Many a good men have lost their lives to those foul pieces of plastic.

Comments

breakinlegs 19

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:33

I'm sure you are dealing with a lot of emotions right now. Was it just the stubbed toe or was there other feelings you where letting out as well?

SammyS2012 21

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:09

Thats what i was thinking. Maybe he had emotions all built up, and they decided to come out in that one second of vunerability.

CptHindsight 1

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:38

The Army is tough, the feeties are not.

FracturedMinds 21

Thursday 23 January 2014 19:33

Just the way you worded that made me chuckle.

Girlie7 11

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:38

Hey at least your life isn't as bad as the guy from earlier today whose parents laughed hard when he said he was going to join the army...

iammeorami 25

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:48

Hey couches are tough. They go thru a lot.

AlaskanG 27

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:54

I'm assuming that you were trying to say that you came home from a deployment. Not from the army.

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:54

eh maybe he was back from his req and chose to not re sign

JJBADGE10 7

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:06

Thank you for your service

israelnotjacob 20

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:07

Well I guess we now know why your parents laughed for 10 minutes when you said you were thinking of joining.

JMichael 25

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:18

Hey sometimes stubbing your toe is the worse pain imaginable.

skipper2009 18

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:18

So what were you really doing those couple months?

olpally 32

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:21

Come on, really? Lol.

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