Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how...

By MarBlu - 23/01/2014 12:53 - United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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Dude! Come on!

By CreeperKiller2000 - 29/05/2017 00:00

Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML

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Agony

By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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You deserved it 1 789

Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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You deserved it 270

By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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You deserved it 3 534

By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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You deserved it 2 736

By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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Life is pain

By pussy - 21/04/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML

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You deserved it 243

Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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FML_Elle 17

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:07

Stubbing your toe can really hurt! And thank you for your service

That_Ginger 18

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:08

Just be thankful you didn't step on a lego block. Many a good men have lost their lives to those foul pieces of plastic.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:22

We'll being with family crying is better than screaming a profanity...and thank you for your service...

PatandIsabella 4

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:25

At least you did it in front of family and not your drill sgt ..... He'd make you do a gazillion push ups for that nonsense ;)

Krazzyjay 6

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:31

Welcome home !

UsernameTaken14 18

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:33

You've got every right! That shit HURTS!

ForeverHoosier 9

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:34

I would too! Thank you for your service!

damnit1989 16

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:41

You're human, it happens. My bf was a marine and gets whiny over a stomach bug. Thinks he's dying or something. But talk about the service and overseas, and he mans up like crazy

thtperson 13

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:43

It's okay the pain of any stubbed toe is much worse than anything the army could put you through

awilliams44 9

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:47

thank you for your service and the small things hurt the most

gabagabaheyu 10

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:49

they let anyone into the army

SuperStormCindy 8

Thursday 23 January 2014 22:22

You're so disrespectful.

dachayke 16

Friday 24 January 2014 2:45

Except you.

buttcramp 21

Friday 24 January 2014 3:33

no.. they don't.

gabagabaheyu 10

Friday 24 January 2014 5:34

im just biased. my family is a Marines family.

DotDootyDot 17

Thursday 23 January 2014 19:04

You deserved it for daring to speak out loud about how tough your life is! Everybody knows that's always an invitation for the universe to **** you up!