Kids: Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood...

By Nick - 03/12/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 02:11 - United States - Pratt

Today, I told my boyfriend the dentist said my blood pressure was high. He was more interested in the fact that the dentist took my blood pressure than my blood pressure being high. FML

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By JulesBlues - 09/07/2019 06:00

Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML

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GothicAngel17 24

Monday 3 December 2012 9:04

Solution: take Playstation away from him for a few days.

orebes 3

Monday 3 December 2012 9:05

To reduce your stress you should throw the playstation out the window and watch his reaction. Always good for a laugh.

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perdix 29

Monday 3 December 2012 10:20

Like father, like son.

deathtothepix 26

Monday 3 December 2012 10:21

Tell him his playstation "accidentally" broke. Broke by your stress levels. And this is what happens when daddy has high blood pressure. He'll soon learn.

pdp_fml 21

Monday 3 December 2012 10:31

Can the Playstation be used with headphones? If so get him a pair.

Rille_Krille 13

Monday 3 December 2012 10:48

A pair of headphones will probably not stop the kid from screaming at his Playstation.

groundzeromma 8

Monday 3 December 2012 13:55

Assuming your profile pic is legit, you've never heard of Turtle Beach Headsets. With that being said, online play still pisses you the **** off!!

unlifeoftheparty 10

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:30

headphones is your answer here? more like some good hard discipline is needed!

ChrissyM87 3

Monday 3 December 2012 10:33

Seriously. Be a parent and take away the damn playstation until he learns to be more considerate of his fathers condition.

winkydog4056 16

Monday 3 December 2012 10:36

Don't throw the PlayStation out the window as it may live; blow it up. THEN smoke some weed.

perdix 29

Monday 3 December 2012 10:37

Maybe you can "accidentally" drop your Christmas Clock on the PlayStation, and kill two birds with one stone.

SteveOsWifey 5

Thursday 6 December 2012 0:51

You're getting the FML confused, the person who posted the one with the Christmas clock is obviously a daughter or son and in this case the OP is obviously a dad.

christyxbee 15

Monday 3 December 2012 11:04

Take some medication and then go out there and be the father figure he obviously needs. Should be slapped for having that behavior with a parent whose sick like that. And if mom can't handle it, the man of the house should ! :(

fudgeimout 2

Monday 3 December 2012 11:18

Ask him if wants to go "Night night" - compliments of Kevin Hart.

panda_lou 11

Wednesday 5 December 2012 9:16

Or you could try "Heads in beds!" Also compliments of Kevin Hart.

thetechdude22 0

Monday 3 December 2012 12:16

That is why xbox is better, just kidding guys don't start a huge flame war, but actually xbox is the more Superior console.

Zomg_Okay 26

Monday 3 December 2012 12:39

Your comment is the rough equivalent of running around a war zone handing out free ammunition but pleading with everybody to not use it. Both consoles have their good points and bad. Neither is "superior".