By AvengedSevenX - 03/02/2012 15:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML
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hoedang 3

haha if it looks like poo, smells like poo, is warm like poo, it's probably poo

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Comments

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Even if it was fake shit why the hell would you scoop it out of a filthy toilet??

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flockz 19

"poo on the toilet lid" (not an ass)

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

25 GET OFF MY CASE!! ... (Runs into the corner and huddles into a ball)

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GoW_Chick 14

*gives you hug and a cookie* Don't worry everything is going to be okay.

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flockz 19

*throws large boulder at corner*

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Namerkp2 8

*ponders whether to join in on the boulder throwing or protect him*... Eh, boulder throwing seems funner. *throws boulder*

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Plants C-4 around boulder and blows it up!

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quite_bored 9

*Thinks everyone should stop*

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Fml_FTW228 10

*Pulls out pokeball and summons Blatoise to destroy Razzle Dazzle for being such an ignorant *****

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

108 I don't think I'm the one who's being ignorant...

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punjabtimelord 18

Wow that got close to a tumblr 'conversation', careful guys

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flockz 19

this is why you should invest in a shit funnel. it's the only way i get my shit in the bowl.

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loserman67 35

Sorry, but I had to give you a "you deserve it" NEVER< never never never, ever pick up anything that even remotly resembles poop without a towel, bag or someother instrument to protect your hands. "Oh my, look at what my little Dickens did to try and fool mummie. A fake poo, how darling. I'll just pick it up and.........WHAT THE ****, THIS ISN'T FAKE, WHERE IS THAT LITTLE BASTARD?" Am I far off the mark?

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DataWog 30

Honestly though, who in their right mind would think anyone is too much of a fuckhead to know how a goddamn toilet seat works?

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Pelreskovich 11

There is a pretty distinct difference in the look of real and fake "poo", however I feel terrible for you, stepping in dog shit is enough for me to gag and almost throw up. Yuck.

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Snafuusmc 12

I did that fake poop trick to my mon once it wasn't a good idea lets just I had a pretty shitty week after that.

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P3_LadyChaosGoW 0

That was a bit non- sensible. Maybe it would have been better to actually see what it was first off, before diving your hand into... Well, shit.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

What the ****? Most people are cautious anyway and dont pick it up with their hands. YDI

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grapisy 8

A poo, or not a poo - that is the question Weather 'tis a smelly shit, Shat there by a small child Or a colored plastic prank Innocently placed upon the toilet

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