Poopoo peepee and Kids: Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw...

By AvengedSevenX - 03/02/2012 15:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god - 05/04/2013 18:51 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

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HOW VERY DARE YOU?

By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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By CrapDay - 18/01/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early in the morning when it was still dark to go off to work. I saw what looked like a piece of slime that my children would play with and went to pick it up. Nope. Turns out it was puppy shit. Wet, slimy puppy waste. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2014 00:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

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Natural selection

By Anonymous - 29/11/2024 13:00 - Canada - Minnedosa

Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML

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Taint

By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

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Boston_4_Life 3

Friday 3 February 2012 18:57

Shit happens

hoedang 3

Friday 3 February 2012 18:57

haha if it looks like poo, smells like poo, is warm like poo, it's probably poo

Comments

moriahss_29 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 4:49

wow dumb

EmilyStrauch 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:04

Same has happened to me, except the dad ate the son, and then the other son ate the dad. My dad caught it all on tape

lolyeahthatsme 11

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:17

Please tell me you washed your hands after

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 22:21

Why the EFF would u pick that shit (sorry for the pun) up?!

botdffan4 3

Sunday 5 February 2012 2:38

Haha it was a trick then to make u think it was fake

Punkpoptart1119 20

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:11

Oh no..all the awful puns! Anyway, that really sucks. Maybe it taught you to be more cautious next time?

Punkpoptart1119 20

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:15

And I love Avenged Sevenfold as well! Amazing band! =D

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:40

LOLNUMETAL. BAD.

dlohoh978 8

Monday 6 February 2012 4:58

Hey, it's a good thing you didn't step in it!

footballpro22 2

Monday 6 February 2012 5:43

Hahahahahaha he called the shit poo!

HateLife66 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:02

Can't you smell the poo??

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