By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML
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XxQuartersxX 14

Your life sucks, but your dad is ******* great. Id takd him up on that. Just find a good place to hide the bodies and weapons and make sure you have a good alibi. Youll be good to go. :)

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Whathefuck02 8

Maybe not kill but other than that you're dad is right and awesome. When he comes over beat the shit out of him.

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Jebitesevsi 11

Well, a good father would offer. Perhaps he could stick to scaring the shit out of them, just to keep out of jail...

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mip_92 29

I know my dad would probably do this... He's trying to make you feel better.

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beksj23 15

I would give my dad the "Father of the Year" award if he said this. He would be reading my mind!

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the_mantlist 6

At least your father was supportive! Quit your whining.

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magnetic_aura 26

I'd take him up on it. I think cheaters could use a good smackdown. :-P

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Maccaroney 11

1010 Would be raised by again.

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allyiscute1 22

Your dad is awesome this is not an FML! But still very funny(:

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