By Innocent - 28/01/2012 13:40

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Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML
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mike3775 35

guess you will have to wait 9 months to prove yourself

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eva_baby25 4

She calls back a week later after you get chewed out, " sorry wrong number"

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JRokka850 6

Lmao your on your own dude...good luck

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TehPuffin 1

Usually when I'm gonna bitch about something important like that I say the name of the person I'm speaking to.

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thisismyhead 25

***** probably didn't know the name of the real guy.

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kingkongkyle7 0

Just tell her the truth about it and explain that child support is not that bad..

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buttercupbbe3 2

Honey. Have her call the number and then the female who had wrong number should be like look blah bla blah wrong number sorry.

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Icequeen102990 1

Why not call the women, inform her of who you are, and clear up the mishap.

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xOdominiqueOx 0

I never heard no shit like that

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amklycz 0

I may or may not have made prank calls like that when I was younger....

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