By embaressed - 20/09/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
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schwancy 2

Sounds like your dad might have been more than just drunk.

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elise_ewell 0

hahaha that is so freaking funny

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Scoutman 5

Whiskey Enlightenment - There's a country music song in there somewhere.

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l3allin_all_day 0

I'm guessing his retarded

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FFML_314 11

Is the irony in your username intentional? I'm hoping it's not.

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FFML_314 11

You are so incredibly pedantic. Ironic? Yes!

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FFML_314 11

I think you're lying. I'm going to mace you, just for being a sinner. *Runs away laughing, trips and falls over bench*

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FFML_314 11

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE! I'm going to sick Red on you. *Whistles for Red*

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FFML_314 11

Mind **** him. Or tie him to a chair and poke him with a hot feather.

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FFML_314 11

I'm going to make her shove a duck up your ass. Yes, a duck. You might like that. Old guys like ducks, don't they?

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ngyh 0

so er..... can he finally split the sea in half?

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iGrenade 0

lol @ religious pass by-ers

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PeteElMalo 0

be grateful he was watching history channel ... it could have been much worse

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lolatlifehahaha 0

identity test number 1: i'm pretty sure Buddha wouldn't get drunk in the first place...

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Niki27x 2

I laughed at this, it's gold(: me faving it!! y dad just dances in the kitchen; your dads waaaaaay cooler(: fyl tho, embarresing:D

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