I think this is cute. However, if she asked for dinosaur in pet store and they sold her a lizard, then they indeed cheated her (and as her boyfriend you should deal with them).

My answer to that. "Sweetheart, you're so pretty."

The pet store people may have just been kidding around amongst themselves, with a younger child, or her, never thinking that someone might actually believe that. I'm liking the upgrade ideas expressed, bearded dragon, iguana, komodo dragon. She's gullible enough.

Lol her parents kept her under the stairs for too long Lmfao

I think she is not dumb as everyone thinks. She is doing this to breakup with him.

This shit is crazy, but she's not unique in this belief. It's a somewhat common Biblical Creationist belief which is incredibly wrong. Just tell her that she's pretty and leave it at that.

Erm, there had to have been signs that she had a few screw loose before this incident ..

You know like sexual assault cases or that 5 year olds can't make choices or rape charges if your into that then these are all very good reasons TO date 5 year olds.

That's really weird, cause my lizards only took 3 weeks to become dinosaurs. She most certainly got scammed. There should be a warranty under the tail.

Just buy her a dog