By WTF - 16/01/2013 07:52

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

She obviously hasn't been exposing them to enough radioactive waste!

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Pleonasm 35

Yea, I found out the other day that I am infertile. I bought a pet chimpanzee and raised him and everything, and WTF? He isn't turning into a human?? Like how is this possible? I though people came from apes? Anyway this isn't Grow Your Own T-Rex. I bet the salesman just told her that iguanas turned into Dinosaurs to seal the deal on that 500 metre squared terrarium that the shop couldn't get rid of.

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The_Omniscient 2

Those bastards ******* gypped her!! She better get her money back

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koranne1 4

I would write a real comment but this made me speechless. Are you sure you're not making this up?

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SmokeyPlague 12

that is ******* great i feel bad for that guy lol

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Evilpishi 18

Get a bird and switch her lizards so that you can explain how the dinosaurs evolved and why there are no more of them now.

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ThedaRose 15

ummmm...does she not realize that dinosaurs have been extinct for thousands of years? wait - what color is her hair?

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OMGITSAKITTY 16

Take her lizards away before she kills them in a fit of rage.

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icecreamisrad 13

This is fantastic haha🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

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