Love: Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my...

By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML

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Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By Sapphirlinda - 03/07/2010 23:25 - Netherlands

Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML

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Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By Llaurin - 24/01/2011 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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By NotSoAnon - 13/08/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

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By Sickasadog - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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zandalee 19

Friday 16 November 2012 11:55

Sounds pretty and cheerful. As a real estate agent I see so many houses painted boring old white, inside and out. Boring!

Mideoyeo 12

Friday 16 November 2012 11:54

At least you will always have sunshine! You'll probably feel much better about the colour on rainy days :D

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lambda_fml 40

Friday 16 November 2012 12:20

You'll have more fun after the Sunset from now on. Keep us posted!

chris_42 11

Friday 16 November 2012 12:30

That's going to be a real paint in the ass to look at. *cricket sound* On a serious note, if you let her have her choice in paint color, she'll be that much happier when she goes to bed with you. And you want that.

dog1999 2

Friday 16 November 2012 12:35

Tell her as the lights go down the sheets move around.

Neonemerld 21

Friday 16 November 2012 14:56

It's the monster under the bed again, isn't it? He always hated oranges.

catanita 18

Friday 16 November 2012 12:42

From now on you can enjoy a beautifull sunset at any time of the day (sunset in the morning, sunset in the middle of the night) or any weather.

tajenka 2

Friday 16 November 2012 12:43

Great ;)) white is boring. Well done to your GF

FuzzyJack 15

Friday 16 November 2012 12:51

White sure is boring.. But I think sunset orange is a bit too much, it would give me an headache if the whole room was in such a colour. Maybe add a few walls with white or another neutral colour.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Friday 16 November 2012 16:47

Exactly. A room in my friend's house, and an office at my brother's university are both painted bright orange. The colour is pretty intense, and has been known to give people headaches if they sit in them too long. Having an intense colour also isn't good if it's in a place you're supposed to relax/sleep. The girlfriend may have thought she was being nice and "surprising" him, but it's actually incredibly inconsiderate/selfish. It's not her room to play interior decorator in.