Money: Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street....

By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 08:01

Today, my brother and I were nearly made homeless by a good friend and roommate, because after repeatedly leading on my brother, and admitting she’s disrespected me all along, she and her boyfriend took off suddenly without a word of notice, leaving us to a house we can't afford alone. FML

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By pvtcab - 05/10/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By fireenginemad - 10/02/2013 06:08 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By sparkyjaf - 14/05/2015 12:41 - Australia - West Pymble

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML

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survivalism 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:20

Just like you neglected to make sure he paid his half of the rent?

dancin303 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:06

sucks :( but hopefully you can find a new roommate. oh and your brothers a jerk for not telling you he hasn't paid

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Colby_Colbert 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:09

ur bro sounds like a yamsack

Pookie_D 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:12

This happened to my husband when he used to live with his brother. The lease was in his brother's name, so my husband handed over his half of the money to his brother, who blew all the money on pot for several months. My husband was confronted by the landlord and his brother came clean. My husband used a credit card to pay everything that was owed (which included utility bills and stuff too) and his brother never paid him back. Then my husband (who had been working for a temp agency) couldn't find a job for a while, couldn't pay off the credit card, and had his credit score totally dominated for years to come because of it.

Colby_Colbert 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:18

^^^^^^ ||||||||||| thatblows

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:53

Your husband should get a long pole (thirty-nine and a half feet is preferable) and beat said brother until he can't remember how to say his own name. Seriously, that story just disgusts me. What's up with the human race? **** Pookie's husband's life. =

Puolukka 4

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:52

Yep...and my husband is going through the same thing as well. He moved back to the States and I was supposed to follow once I'm done with college in August. He moved in with his brother to be able to save up as much money as possible for us...turns out his brother also wasted the money on pot instead of actually paying the bills...there not evicted yet...but it's only a matter of time...and this also screws us over because now we can't afford my visa and my trip anytime soon -_-

martha_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:50

you don't get evicted after missing half of one months rent. you would have heard from your landlord before you were evicted and it takes forever to get to that point...these things aren't sudden like that. you lie

skullbuster 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:50

Well buddy, tell your brother to get out there and start taking it in the ass as much as necessary until he earns enough to put you guys up somewhere!!!

skullbuster 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:24

Another self-appointed deputy from the FML unit of the spelling and grammar police! Fan-*******-tastic!

skullbuster 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:26

Thank you for your efforts and your invaluable contribution in making the web safer for all of us by mocking those who either a) failed to reap the benefits of their education or b) speak/write English as a second language!