Love: Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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SorrowFull 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:19

Turn her ass in. Theft is theft.

Midrash 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:20

Send her a text saying "took our naked pic n youtubed it"

Comments

KK3137 31

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:36

I feel for you man, but you've got to admire her. That is just plain evil genius!

KnucklesDeep 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:41

Does the dumb little **** not realize you can file charges against her for this? Assuming, of course, you have the stones to do it.

captainbj2 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:47

Keep the note and sue her ass...you'll get the money at least... Proof she did it!

Dollface78 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:57

Op That Sucks .

Honeybadger87 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:16

Pwned

lizardlols 0

Monday 17 October 2011 0:13

Breaking up like a boss.

thatkidd95 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:10

what a bitch!!

badactor009 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:38

Hunt that bitch down and make her sorry she ever knew you. There is long list of get back ideas. Some are pretty evil.

EvilDave 13

Monday 17 October 2011 2:04

OP, have her arrested for theft, dealing in stolen property, and false information to a pawn broker.

allknowingbrony 5

Monday 17 October 2011 2:12

There are many options here. 1. get the cops involved, 2. hunt her down and kill her, 3. break into her house and steal and pawn her stuff, 4. some 4th thing.