Love: Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 871

You deserved it 5 292

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Pleased to meet you

By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 133

You deserved it 4 803

By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 264

You deserved it 2 753

By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 299

You deserved it 3 494

By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 387

You deserved it 2 044

By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 142

You deserved it 3 069

By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 154

You deserved it 3 445

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 190

You deserved it 3 810

By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 339

You deserved it 633

By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 090

You deserved it 5 662

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 284

You deserved it 3 848

SorrowFull 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:19

Turn her ass in. Theft is theft.

Midrash 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:20

Send her a text saying "took our naked pic n youtubed it"

Comments

Zillie 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:12

That's an extremely ass-tastic thing to do, but I'm curious...what did you do to piss her off so bad?

WutzButz 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:50

Yes, bc clearly a women is not capable of acting like a massive bitch bc she is just a massive bitch, there has to be a man who pissed her off. *eyeroll* A little advise: Some people are just assholes, male and female. They don't need a reason. Deal with it.

jaxy15 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:18

Sue her. She confessed that she pawned your stuff. The note should be all you need.

white16sox 19

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:36

Not sue. Turn her ass into the police, get all your things back, and get the money she got from pawning it all.

jallred254 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:13

Watch it all be worth 50 bucks! FYL OP!

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:19

Well, she just made handling a small claims case a heck of a lot easier, didn't she?

marinediver1018 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:22

What in the world did you do to that girl?:/

GregoryStalver_fml 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:46

Aaaaaaand we've got the first attempt to blame the victim.

jedielf 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:29

I don't think that was really meant to blame the victim. That girl may have been pissed off by something OP did, but marinediver never said it was his(her? OP never specified... ) fault or that they deserved it.

GregoryStalver_fml 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:42

Declare it as stolen. get it back from the pawn shop.

samiiiccaa 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:42

she's a smart girl...sucks for you though!

Decapitation 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:27

Being a ******* asshole doesn't make you smart, it makes you a ******* asshole.

lizard399 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:40

8You can be a smart ass so why not a smart asshole >.< what do you have against assholes wanting to be smart eh!?

RomoniReed 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:47

There's a name for this type female. It starts with the letter after "B", ends in "unt."

abrownboy15 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:24

Coconut?

abrownboy15 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:25

Or coconunt ;)

MJJ5809 9

Monday 17 October 2011 8:55

^^ Fail

imsosleepy 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:11

Did you owe her money or was she just being a jerk?

perdix 29

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:12

What have I What have I What have I done to deserve this? Everyone here assumes you are an innocent victim of crime, but I'm not so sure. Maybe your financial loss is a pittance compared to the horrible, despicable way you treated her and drove her from your life. What she did was wrong, but maybe what you did was even wronger! (CTFD, Grammar Nazis, I know that's not a word.) So? What . . . did . . . you . . . do?

fthislyfe 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:22

Agreed

jedielf 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:37

If OP did do something horrible to the girl, hopefully she would have been a bit smarter than to pawn all his stuff off without his knowledge, possibly getting herself chucked in jail. That's not the ideal way to escape that kind of relationship.

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:18

What did he do wrong? Well, I believe he let a crazy bitch into his life for his first mistake. Who knows what he did after that?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:58

Perdix, that's what happens when the OP dates a -WestEnd Girl that takes the -Opportunity to make lot of money, does that mean -It's a Sin? Sorry you -Petshop Boy lyric got me in a retro mood!((((:

perdix 29

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:27

Enslaved, you'd call the police -- there's a madman around. Then you go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors. . . Yeah, I know Murray Head is not the Pet Shop Boys, but I always thought there was a connection between "West End Girls" and "One Night in Bangkok."

Enslaved 36

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:45

Well.... Since you like that song, allow me to suggest Vinylshakerz One Night In Bangkok's video on YouTube! Look for the one with the strippers. (: enjoy!

perdix 29

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:05

Thanks, that was great. Liked the bathtub scenes ;)

WutzButz 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:55

AAAnd we have the typical females (before you start, I'm a woman) who rather defend a women with shitty behavior than admit that there are women out there who are just assholes. Surely it must be the men's fault, cheating lying assholes they all are, right? Do people like you even realize that you are doing the same feminists complain men do?