Love: Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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SorrowFull 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:19

Turn her ass in. Theft is theft.

Midrash 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:20

Send her a text saying "took our naked pic n youtubed it"

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xSynergY 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:16

Somehow get a good friend to date her and pull the same shit.

Mrsa7x 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:18

what did you do to piss her off so badly??

HU4L188 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:22

If she pawned it then just go to tge pawn shop and get it back. They dont put some things for sale for a month in case it was stolen

Gnrldisarray 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:34

Aw, that sucks... I feel your pain, man.

frankwolf86 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:35

kill her

Jewdazking23 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:57

someone should lock you up immediately!!!!

odexy 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:39

My father did this to my mother when they broke up, actually. He pawned all her furniture. She was able to get back most of what he stole, but the pawn shop had already sold a few of her things so she couldn't get everything back. Sucked.

afulks78 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:41

Awe that sucks

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:43

No one has considered that maybe the bitch is just what she looks like... a thief!! Make a list of all she took cause she probably couldn't pawn everything, place your own value on it and call the police, show them the smart note she left behind, along with another sample of her writing ... then take the worthless thief to court.

brianjman14 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:45

What a ******* moron for leaving a note. Report her and show the note and you're goos.

brianjman14 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:55

Good* Sorry.

lollipop77_fml 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:56

There's never smoke without fire. If you treated her like crap or cheated on her then ydi! However, if you didn't then she's halfways psycho! I say halfways because she chose to pawn your stuff and not outright sell it, thereby you have the chance to get it back, but she's going to make you pay!!