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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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By fishbearpig - 27/01/2024 13:00 - Romania - Cluj-Napoca

Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML

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Messy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 22:00

Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML

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Where's Mario when you need him?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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Noise annoys

By IckyAsmr - 24/12/2022 02:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML

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Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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Perfectionist

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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worldclass 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:05

There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?

vballchick101 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:41

Aww that sucks. :(

Comments

kritz0 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:29

well you wanted to help well that's your job

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:32

hey, kbbt16, since you have a dick and all, can I suck it? I mean, it would be a showcase of the TOTAL DOMINATION you just rained down on everyone. And later, you could be all like, "Yeah bro, I totally pwned these bitches on FML last night and got one of them to give me a brojob because they got pwned so hard. Bro."

desigirl2010 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:33

you're so annoying. at least allmidnighteyes is funny.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:35

I have been absent for far too long, so, it feels pretty damn good. You are 18 and graduated from High School, you complete and total failure. Have you not commented every time I've said something? Given that little fact, you to, are on here "waisting" (heh) your life away. I care about the village people. desigirl, don't worry. I don't mind if you find me annoying. Somehow, my life will go on.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:37

:'C I only want yours though... you're only gonna break break my break break my heart...

desigirl2010 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:37

allmidnighteyes don't be jealous just because you don't have one! hehehehe okay I'm done.

77taylah33 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:46

yuk

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:52

It's alright everyone. I am a profecianal at making holes in walls. Obviously, if OP would have called me first this whole mess could have been avoided.