By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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GoW_Chick 14

It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.

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Mr25_fml 14

and to think one day you'll be able to embarrass your kids like that too..

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jerry2011 4

Hope you didn't offer dinner to your friend.

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meeeaner_th 16

I don't think he or she would have accepted. :S

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Juju123187 2

This makes me laugh, I bet Mom and Dad were being all cute and flirty before OP showed up. Praise the happy marriage.

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xSorry_fml 10

Try not to imagine what else they have used silverware for while your eating.

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RedPillSucks 31

Stretching his butt hole???? Filthy, filthy girl.... (send me your number)

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Epsilonyx 15

"Welcome home, son! Leftovers for dinner." *hands you fork*

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perdix 29

On the bright side, you could have walked in five minutes later when she switched to the rolling pin. Or the melon-baller? Or the egg beater?

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Fjeldfe 8

That's not nice to see. But a least you know that they love each other! Unless she did it violently, that is!

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