By spiritbeast33 - 11/09/2013 06:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
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lolita88_fml 27

I like your dad, he seems to have a sense of humor.

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abbyycarper 13

At least he's not making it worse than that

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perdix 29

"I'll follow the leader, breeder."

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NoFlippinWai 24

My Dad is gay and calls me a breeder all the time. I think it funny.

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perdix 29

#35, it is, but they need to come up with a nastier slur for straight people -- one that could get their comments moderated for bring heterophobic :)

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carina_47 16

I'm glad he accepts it!

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str1kepa1n 16

Better than him hating you, you will probably get worst stuff than that from strangers. Better grow thick skin :)

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martin8337 35

Lezz be friends, **** you don't.

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WesleySr 7

Lol #7 made my day haha make it fun all u really can do lol but where i live parents disown there kids for that at least you have a good dad

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TheDrifter 23

Sounds like he's been waiting a while to make that joke. For many people the closet door isn't shut as firmly as they thought it was.

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sweetbliss3 37

I laughed so hard. I doubt he's being mean, but more like getting used to his child being a lesbian.

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