By penisgrabber - 15/12/2010 17:07 - United States

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Today, I came to the realization I make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones, and sometimes the dogs get "excited" while I'm working. FML
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Ninjafriends 1

I noticed that you refrained from saying that you're a dog groomer, and that you "make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates". This implies that you specialize in the penis of dogs. Do you occasionally get requests to groom a dog and have to reply, "sorry, I only do the penis and sometimes the scrotum, you'll have to look elsewhere"? Also, don't lie. You love it.

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perdix 29

Don't you also squeeze their anal glands? I'll bet you're a barrel of laughs at cocktail parties. Let me know when you start giving dogs Brazilians.

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madamsatine2008 0

I feel ya! I'm in the same field.. coming home smelling like fritos and dog piss.. not fun

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Tomatobee 4

That picture is definitely my background picture on my phone...

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goawaynowbye 1

Go to college. Get yourself an education and a better job. If you don't try, it means you like it and that makes you a perv. If you lived in IL, I'd ask who you were so I can remember never to take my dog to you.

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lyttleravyn 1

I'm a pet groomer also. I went to college, got a degree and I still chose grooming. Do I trim pets' sanitary areas? Yes. Do some of them get excited? Yes. Its just part of the job and isn't something I necessarily look forward to doing, but it needs to be done. Like every job, its not for everyone. If you don't like it then pursue something else, but don't make it seem like groomers in general are uneducated and perverted.

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alexFYL 11

You sound like a bitch. And since you aren't trying not to be a bitch, it means you like it and that you enjoy living a sad, lonely life. If I lived in IL, I'd ask where so I could punch you.

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pip74205 9

Well, if you REALLY wanted to touch more human penises than dog penises, I'm sure you could find a street corner. Then you could get paid to touch both!

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livewire1701 8

anyone ever think maybe she works at a shelter or vet and her job is to prep animals to be spayed and neutered. that would fit this discription.

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sallen0046 4

Unless this is your first day of work, which it obviously isn't given the number of animal parts you want us to believe you've touched, you shouldn't have had to make this "realization". You're making a legal living wage. That alone makes you better off than a great deal of the population at this point.

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