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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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You deserved it 2 889

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Arrgh - 27/05/2009 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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You deserved it 55 939

Sound off

By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

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This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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You deserved it 1 709

Stank face

By Tour guide for a day - 02/12/2023 04:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML

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You deserved it 578

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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dh71388 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:19

lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.

midnyte 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:25

I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....

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girlslikeboyz 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:17

I do the same..... Except I never video chat or watev its called so I wud never face that embarassment....

jf7609 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:49

there is something about a girl saying "i had to take a shit" that just turns me on.......NOT!

ajthere4u 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:57

lol

PoopTrainDix 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 0:02

you deserve it for being gay!

hana2rocks 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:28

u gay fag for y'all who didn't relize it... he is a dude

sarahdarlin_x 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:11

No she isn't, it says at the bottom "by - videochat (woman)" learn to read, dumbass. Also if you have that kinda attitude towards gay people your not going to last 5 minutes anywhere other than in some gross pub full of fat bald men trying to rape 15 year old kids.