Miscellaneous: Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool....

By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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Sunday 1 July 2012 2:17

Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.

Three4Ten 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:11

Did you join them?

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sammySamantha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:01

Eww FYL that really sucks hope you didnt see jis little wonders……

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 2 July 2012 11:03

Little Wonders? Are you 12?

etoilenuit 15

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:12

This isn't an fml just because that would be so funny! Gives you a hilarious story to tell!

bebe0715 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:28

Call the police and ewwwww!

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:54

yeah that would suck , but at least the oldies still got it let them enjoy their moment of being wild and careful . then you can worry about it . its only water you can get your pool cleaned anyway .

Razzel1996 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:14

he was prob doped on some pills in hid cabinet

Megan98 18

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:20

I automatically thought of the song "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off", because the lady in the video was also elderly.

SamanthaCassieL 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:23

There are some things you can not unsee.. THAT is one of em.. Sorry OP... Maybe therapy can help you deal with this scarring moment ;)

hama806 19

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:32

Hope you didn't see his pendulous balls or her saggy boobs! That sure is something you can't un-see!

In_some_bullshit 13

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:41

"Off Their Rockers" Love It! Should have just joined em'

happy2468 21

Sunday 1 July 2012 6:30

Gotta love old people..

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