By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 06:41 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML
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LunaaBluee 27

If you've begun to call her a 'crazy ******' then maybe you should break up with her now.

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MrSassypants 32

Maybe you shouldn't have told Siri to call you by the name "Sex Machine".

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GunSlinger69 19

How about a scar-17 just for good measure!

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nolifeatall 6

or you could treat her like a human instead of like an object. I bet she was joking and your just an asshat who uses this as an excuse to say you want to break up with her. if you think she's that dumb ******* break up with her, stop being a dick. And everyone commenting about how she's bat shit, I hope you realize how misogynistic and disgusting you people are

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ZedSinha 8

It's not misogynistic if she actually is batshit

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gamernation89 10

I think that's a cue to get her to talk to someone no offense Siri is a program to help you out but some girls are extremely jealous like that it makes no sense at all

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vikky538 28

you should better breakup with her before she uninstall siri...

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radigen 11

run as fast as you can. will only get worse

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catalina16 6

Just go into settings and change siris voice to a man, that might calm her down lol.

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