Intimacy: Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting...

By Nicole - 08/07/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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WTF dude?

By meowtickmeow - 12/03/2010 01:18 - United States

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:04

OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?

yeamovelikethat 7

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:09

i feel horrible for you

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chuckchucknorris 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 6:44

Eww! I had a step dad for a little while called Ray. Let's just say he didn't last long due to a similar situation..!

killabee 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 6:52

Tell someone NOW, the longer you wait, the harder it will be. Seriously from experience, watch out for him and TELL somebody. Please.

ChaosChild 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:06

Oh my God, tell some one now. Listen to #159, #163, and other like them. You tell some one as. soon. as. possible. DO NOT WAIT. What he is doing is not okay and the longer you let it happen the more it increases the odds of this turning into more than watching you dress. I don't want to freak you out or make you panic but I want you to be aware because it is extremely important.

Sokai_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:24

DDDD: EW. PLEASE tell someone or do SOMETHING. Try and set up a hidden camera to catch him for evidence, that's just CREEPY. >___

az622 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:56

You really need to tell someone you can trust. Unfortunately, your mom may not be the best person to do so. Tell a grandparent, aunt, uncle, other family member, friend's parent. Some one you can confide in, and then try talking to your mom. Sometimes "love is blind" and that may lead her to assume you just don't like your step-dad and that you're making things up. Regardless, some one needs to be notified because that's just not right and it's not a safe environment for you or your little brother.

UsingLogic 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:42

It may also be possible to try and film him doing it by hiding a camera. I heard those spy cameras are not so expansive. Or the little brother could testify. By the way, this is a serious problem. I find it of very poor taste that the website features this story as a matter to laugh about. Maybe OP doesn't care, but this kind of thing happens to other people and it makes it seem not as serious as it really is.

vampire_kitten 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:01

EWWW! D: That's just wrong. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat over there."

alexxboo 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:44

do whatever you need to do to keep yourself safe.

thatgirl21 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:34

i'd let my mom know. he might be planning on raping you.

Kizatt 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:43

oh my god that is so scary not even funny ew

ayebabyyyy 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:09

Get the **** out of that house, and move with your dad or something? Because, "Ray" is a freaking creeper. Ew, what the hell did your mom even SEE in him? Whatever. That is just creepy beyond belief!