Intimacy: Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting...

By Nicole - 08/07/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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WTF dude?

By meowtickmeow - 12/03/2010 01:18 - United States

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Business is business

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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You deserved it 260

By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:04

OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?

yeamovelikethat 7

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:09

i feel horrible for you

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theoceanscool 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:04

Wow. Creepy much? I would tell your mom immediately.

Microsoftfan 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:10

1. Let your mom know 2. Call the police 3. Get plane tickets 4. Fly across the country to safety. 3 and 4 are just jokes a bit, but still, that is terrible. A father that spies on his own daughter when she has no clothes in the shower... That's technically child abuse.

futboljem 1

Friday 10 July 2009 6:05

oh my goshhhhh. that's GROSS. punch him in the face.

likeajewel 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:42

Gosh what's with all the creepy step dads these days??? It's just plain bizarre!!

rayray11 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:17

****, thats ******* sick you need to tell your mom or someone

Cinnabar 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:32

Wow, FYL for reals.

justanotherhuman 21

Friday 10 July 2009 9:35

This is all sorts of inappropriate. Agree with #169 completely. This isn't "gee, I just discovered inadvertently via my little bro that my step dad stares at me while I get dressed- a great fmylife.com post!". This is highly alarming information you need to act on as soon as possible.

leye 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:28

call the cops, report sexual assault, and tell your mom to divorce his ass... then get a restraining order against him!!

phiniusmaster 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 6:15

Make that ************ pay for his creepiness and stupidity.....there are tones of naked people on the internet. Next time he does it catch him and make a big deal out of it (if there are others home you can depend on). If your mom is any kind of parent at all she'll side with you right away. Otherwise, goodluck.

djmurph316 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:23

this is one of those fml's where its kinda confusing until you read if the OP is a guy or a girl.....and ur stepdad is a creepy perv, or ur brother was making some sort of excuse to explain why he was checking out ur friend. either way someone needs therapy...