Intimacy: Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting...

By Nicole - 08/07/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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WTF dude?

By meowtickmeow - 12/03/2010 01:18 - United States

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Business is business

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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By oops - 31/03/2015 01:52 - Australia - Newtown

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:04

OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?

yeamovelikethat 7

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:09

i feel horrible for you

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Kate528 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:12

I wouldn't feel safe in that house.

bethechange_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:44

Me either...

spotty313 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:13

Time for a divorce.......

scattz 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:14

Dude, tell your mom. I had the same issues with my step dad when I was fourteen. I'm 19 in a few days and my mom still doesn't believe me that he did it. Get your bro to back you up

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:43

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trekkie44 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 20:16

shes saying that so that she remembers to have her brother back her up, douche bag

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steierr 7

Sunday 29 May 2011 18:22

hahaha lol

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 19 July 2014 5:20

just because 15's mom didn't believe her, doesn't mean OP's mother won't.

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:16

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Shea234 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 10:00

Your creepy. Get a life

quinkadink 0

Friday 9 December 2011 12:02

Agreed... That was a pointless comment....

CeruleanThree 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:52

Why would you watch a footstep? It's not going to go anywhere or do anything...

pariah411 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:17

Get some proof first- then tell your Mom. Make sure you have evidence or she'll think you're just making it up.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:20

Depending on how old your brother is, he could be joking. That's ******* disgusting though. Tell your mom. Hopefully she believes you. I've had to deal with my mom's creepy/perverted boyfriends. I'm sorry she married him and he's your new step dad.

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Friday 10 July 2009 5:32

Yea..but why would little kids joke about these kinds of things? Something is obviously wrong here and it's not the OP or her brother. It's the Stepdad. If her brother is young, it would only make it more obvious that her stepdad is peeping on her, because kids tend to copy people's behavior.

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 17:30

OMG redbluegreen! you are everyoones's fav commenter!!!!!!!! hiiii!

Ms_Thingie 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:20

Run while u still can c'mon go!!!!!!!!! ....... LOL

SweetTea90 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:24

Wow. That sucks. Go tell your mom or call cops.

Focnr 0

Friday 1 April 2011 15:02

cops? really? what would they do ? nothing.

PeeblesWiggins 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 23:30

255, They'd put you on their TV show, THAT'S WHAT. Or put you on Jerry Springer.

coffee_chick 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:24

that is seriously ****** up. but i'm pretty sure my first reaction wouldn't be to put it on a website...i hope you at least told your mom or SOMEBODY about it