By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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aaronmk 7

If I had breasts.. I probably would have tried that ..

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emmas03 0

shes warming them up for the little fella'

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KaskStunter 4

She has two breasts, so you can join her in the fun. Cheers!

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monnanon 13

Maybe she meant fat as in the milk was fattening.

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likewoahxHelen 5

I do I was in a rush so stfu :)

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bigcrazymike 6

I'm confused. Are you bragging or complaining?

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IStillReadBooks 8

Since it ended with FML I assume he's complaining

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IStillReadBooks 8

Since it ended with FML I assume he's complaining

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perdix 29

That's hot, but if she drinks too much, won't she get fat?

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ice723 5

so you joined in right....? if not what's her number

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seztacular 6

Ask any hardcore breastfeeder or any curious BF mother and they will say they've tried it. Probably not straight from the source though.

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Sgtplatypus 7

Lmao, And that's when you would say "got milk?"

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MrSarcasm 4

She's just doing some quality control tests to ensure it's not tainted.

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T552 12

I don't exactly get why this is an FML for you. I can understand if it was from your wife's POV: "Today, my husband caught me trying to suck milk from my breasts. FML", but your personal life isn't ****** because your wife tried to suck her own breasts :/ (it is a bit weird though) This is neither your life sucks nor a you deserve it.

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