By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

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RensM 22

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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caidensmommy 2

It would of sucked if you had an allergic reaction to them!

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Chunkylover76 4

She would have sucked if he had ANY reaction to them!!

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

"Honey, what's that your putting in my coffee?" "Uh.. Sugar."

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haleyyraee96 0

Cool story bro, tell it again...

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decidedlyvague 11

The first time was funnier.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

"Honey, what's that your putting in my coffee?" "Uh.. Sugar."

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cherrypie22 6

Why did u post that 4x?

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FYLDeep 25

Even if you jerk off the submit button, the anti-flood system should prevent it from submitting.

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boredblonde 17

Sometimes it does that

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

"Honey, what's that your putting in my coffee?" "Uh.. Sugar."

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

"Honey, what's that your putting in my coffee?" "Uh.. Sugar."

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NomOnShroomz 14

Ya I looked that shit up online, the pills actually disintegrate the inside of your penis and you have to put some penis enlargement rings around it for it to work. If you don't put them on right your dick's not gunna be the right shape.

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chaoticxxxmess 3

That's freaky science.

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blackveilbridez 0

why were you looking up penis enlargement pills ...?

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NomOnShroomz 14

I didn't look it up, I saw an ad on pornhub.

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IamMe95 5

Fail dude. Just get laid -_- duhh

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NomOnShroomz 14

Dude, I have a lifetime supply of any drug you can think of including roofies, and you don't think I get laid?

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JHS9109 6

291-- Thats something to be proud of? you have to use roofies to get laid? FYL bro..

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haleyyraee96 0

15- I see what you did there...

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Congrats!....so did everyone else here.

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2wenty0ne21 0

I thought it was funny 29. Keep your wit it'll come in handy.

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