By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

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RensM 22

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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WiderWille 11

Two times post #22 oO And @22, I was being ironic, that is saying something but actually meaning the opposite

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wriptidez 0

notcool..what if she put too many in andu had to. visit rhe ER

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jose18 3

Which part of this is an fml

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ljcarranza 16

haha damn u shud put it iin her ass and say. "is it to small now??" haha Jst a thouht

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Sirin_fml 46

You should probably take some English classes or something. My eyes haven't burned like this since I walked in on Perdix doing his P90Xs in the nude.

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zombicidal 11

why don't staff have thumbs up options? is it because you guys are to radtastic to thumb down

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ColCyclone 17

That's cute, insulting someone on the internet for bad grammar.

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Sirin_fml 46

Bad grammar, bad spelling, joking about raping someone; if that appeals to your sense of humour, then perhaps 37 is not the only one who needs help.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I did P90x for 2 weeks, then I became busy as **** (lazy as ****) and stopped. Yeahhh.

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KiddNYC1O 20

69- I thumb up Sirin all the time.

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prinzess_fml 25

Hi Sirin, when you have some time, please add the ^ in côté on your profile, that pretty much burns my eyes too. I think you overreacted BTW.

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perdix 29

Sirin, To be fair, that wasn't P90X, that was just vigorous masturbating. You wouldn't have gotten hit in the eye if you watched from the gallery set up for all of the registered FML stalker chicks.

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ColCyclone 17

It's the internet, there's a lot of that here. You must be new.

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swinglifeaway123 8

Put silicone breast implants on her breakfast plate.

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perdix 29

She just wants you to catch up with her boyfriend.

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