By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

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RensM 22

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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david12z 0

Downer- you've got a small dick. Upper- the pills might work

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DFlit1 0

Dude that sucks, one that means u need to go down more and 2 watch out cuz those pills have nasty side effects

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saturnsonic 3

You Should slip Divorce papers in her coffee ;-)

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loserman67 35

Let her catch you slipping some sugar pills in her coffee and when she asks what they are tell hre "Snatch shrinkers" -

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perdix 29

Do those things really work? I just asking, y'know, in case I wanted to get huge and moonlight in ****. Yeah, that's it!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Ehh, **** is depreciating, Perdix. Lol

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perdix 29

Why do I care what happens to the value of **** over time? Old **** seems ridiculous, so I have no doubt that what we make today will be a joke in a decade. I'm not counting on the residuals, I'll just take my check from the the shoot and run.

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perdix 29

I'm totally sure, BABE, without any help I'm doing well. I'm just curious, in case, I want to get really huge so I can use my freakishly large penis for entertainment purposes. Yeah, that's it, I'm sure . . . Totally, sure . . . *busts out crying, sob, sob , sob!* I'm tiny!! I hope to God these pills work so I can blow up to "normal." Although I prefer Apple products, I have to explain to girls why my nickname is Micro Soft! Let's just keep this between you and me -- no one reads FML comments, so our secret is safe. Small penises can be cute, right?

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perdix 29

Do those things really work? I just asking, y'know, in case I wanted to get huge and moonlight in ****. Yeah, that's it!

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The_Instigator 11

At least you caught her slipping pills in your coffee instead of "making coffee" for someone else.

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lmaoatall 6

Everybody calm down. It was just a Johnson latte. I'll take mine supersized thankyou

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miZscrZee 0

LMAOOOOO! damn that's hella fckd up. HAHAHAH.

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