By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

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RensM 22

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

NOW, YOU MUST MAKE HER GIVE YOU MUCH HEAD AND SEXY TIME.

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SPecial_Kay14 0

Ask her what isle she found them in at the store...not that I'd need to use them or anything...

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Norrec86 7

Dude that sucks. Did she think you wouldn't notice when it was getting better? You should divorce her. If she can't accept you for who you are then she doesn't deserve you.

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daneleazy 2

89 - sure your dad doesnt, he probably has the same needle you use to donate chromosomes

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Stylin_Since_97 10

She's a horny hornet

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grands138 4

And this is where you surprisedly reply, "Ha! So that's why your sister keeps saying she swears it's getting bigger! And I just thought she was just trying to be nice."

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davek 36

FYL, because you've obviously married a dumb one there. She's wasted a lot of money on snake oil, and willingly provided your payment details to fraudsters.

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