By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

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RensM 22

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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laurenlolo5 0

148- Yeah cause the size of your dick totally makes you who you are. obviously she loves him or she wouldnt try so hard to make it to were they can enjoy thinks more. If she didnt love him she wouldnt be with him. Alot of people take those on their own its not that bad. The size of it may change but its still his dick.

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gdude803 0

I wanna know what average is! guys what length and girth are u and are u cut or uncut?? and girls what about ur bf's/husbands etc. BE HONEST PLEASE

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hebron77 0

That's potentially harmful for you.

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bubo_fml 10

Did the spoon stand up?

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Another size-obsessed female... Ladies, train your own nether muscles if you want a tighter fit. The tightest pussy I've ever had belonged to a mother of two. Muscle control is the way to go, not outright dangerous pills. If you really crave that fullness sensation, explore fisting. For added oomph, let him use his tool to take your temperature at the same time. You on your back, him from the side is easiest. Also a favourite with the same woman, BTW. Before you all start giggling about what a small dick I must have: it gets the job done and is big enough to ring the cervix bell if we want it to.

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