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By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By SouthPaw - 14/01/2015 21:48 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

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By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

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By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By Wifewithquestions - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:23

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

RensM 22

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:27

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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ceddyz17 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:41

Here's your sign

RedHotMom26 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:44

Sorry u have a tiny penis :( But i do sympathize with ur wife

trskln 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:47

Start lacing her coffee with vaginal shrinkage pills....same long term goal, right ???

k32323 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:45

Hahahahaha

Broken_Rayn 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:55

That sucks dude

camkillacamcam 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:56

does OP already have a large penis and his wife wants him to have a larger one or does he have a small penis and then it is self explanatory.

shrimpygymnast 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:59

doing you and her a favor ?

landsharkman 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:04

Woah I've never thought of using a screwdriver to "tighten" a vajay only of using it like a crowbar

ravibabi001 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:10

Lmao

robberry 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:28

Better that than cheating on you.

decidedlyvague 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 2:30

What's wrong about having a bigger penis?

decidedlyvague 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 11:52

Whoa. My grammar is atrocious. What's wrong with having a bigger penis?*

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML

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Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML

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Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sneaky hand shandy

Classic Dave

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