Intimacy: Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage....

By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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Angieboo227 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:16

Thats nasty

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:21

please don't fap to the flap

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lilrocker90 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:55

What the hell is wrong with you

fuzz97 23

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:58

GROCE!

Jaxx66 21

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:02

OP, I think you should go home now. That's just not right.

perdix 29

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:03

So, did they confiscate your paper and accuse you of cheating on your 7-grade test?

MrBrightside21 20

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:22

An FML within an FML? Where's DiCaprio when you need him?

TheFirstSamurai 18

Saturday 7 April 2012 23:42

Drowning again, but this time in 3D.

MrBrightside21 20

Sunday 8 April 2012 8:27

Oh noes!!! Then he'll be stuck in Limbo forever!

Epsilonyx 15

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:04

Anyone who says "wincest" will get my foot up their ass.

theWINDOWmonster 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:25

Wincest.

DuffleBagHero 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:44

Wincest , lol I sense no foot in my ass whatsoever. Stop trying to act all hard &whatnot. Get over yourself.

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:56

wiiiiincest. ahhh yeaah

klovemachine 24

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:29

Wincest...aaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaah yeah! Wincest FTW!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 April 2012 16:15

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!!

TheSofaKing 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:06

Do you try to pick up women at family reunions?

efro4472 1

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:08

WINCEST!

redneckEMT21 2

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:11

Make sure you use heat before ice to get the cramp out of your neck from having it in a downward position to stare for so long

Bob_Cat_fml 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:11

Isn't it «my grandmother's» ?

TheSofaKing 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:12

wincest wincest wincest wincest

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