By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

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Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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Joshua137 0

Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.

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zack11742 7

Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex

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astronobob 0

Stop looking at me! It totally ruins the "mood"!

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j_cat187 19

Give away your virginity to a prostitute (sad).

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Umm? I didn't see the word prostitute anywhere in there. It said go get laid

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The_Troller 14

Well if OP is at the point where he's yelling at his ****, I think a prostitute might be his only option.

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SaMmIMonster96 6

I swear, people are giving up too easily. If everybody would get off of the computers and actually go outside I bet almost half of us would have a boyfriend or girlfriend. (Not a judgement about being online because I am also but this goes for me too)

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The_Troller 14

I know, I was just joking.

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SaMmIMonster96 6

:) okay, by any chance do you have an email? Sorry, I am on my iPod and can't pm

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The_Troller 14

Well I'd have to PM that to you so...

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Or, can you email me.. My email is on my profile

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j_cat187 19

I assumed op can not get a girlfriend or a **** buddy. Therefor a prostitute would be the only way for op to laid.

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alstbv12 13

"in the few I've watched in the past". Let's be honest. You really mean in the past day.

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Llamacod 11

No, he means "few" meaning thousands

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I like the amateur ones. They're more realistic.

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silentbutfunny 0

RIGHT, cause i go home, throw some popcorn on, sit back and watch 2 sweaty people pounding each other in bed, As i sit and go "hmm she looks dumb"

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OffMySack 2

You must be watching POV.. i mean eww thats gross man.

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Xcherrypie 16

I thought the point of eye contact in **** is to 'trick' you into thinking you actually had someone...

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Farfalo 3

You mean they've been lying to me this whole time? I really thought I was connecting with those local singles...

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Calyx_fml 21

No, it's to emphasize the point that not only is she having sex but she knows that she's being filmed and likes that thousands of men are wanking it to her. It's like her saying "I know I'm a **** and I know you like me being a **** and I like that". It's has nothing to do with girlfriend replacement. It's exhibitionist vanity.

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kirstendanielle1 0

FML is really going downhill.

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IndianGiver 8

I find it hard to ********** to those vids too. Yer not the only one

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eastsidesoldier 7

That not nice lol haha:D

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SoSickWithIt 14

He has a lot girlfriends? Well, 5 a day actually. Unless he upgrades to premium.

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IsMyWenieHard 0

Yessss pornhub mobile

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