By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

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Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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Joshua137 0

Nothing wrong with being critical about the **** you watch.

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zack11742 7

Haha he'd just yell at her for looking at him during sex

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Pelreskovich 11

Hopefully your next girlfriend doesn't keep looking into the camera!

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FalconCrunch 4

Good, I hope her sorrowful gaze sent sharp pangs of guilt through you each time. You deserve it.

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peteyfas 8

Guilt for watching ****? You're being naive. There are two types of guys in the world, those who ********** and those without arms. (over simplified, I know. But the point is if you don't watch **** you are the small percentage)

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cheesendouche 1

guys who watch **** are better in bed. a little one sided and self absorbed as **** generally focus's on a guys needs but hey still better at their art. there is nothing wrong with ****. maybe u could watch it sometime and learn something yourself! dont be such a prude.

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Yung23 0

Why don't you get out there and show her how it's done;)

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perdix 29

Yeah, me, too! I feel bad for the dude -- it's like she's cheating on him with me even when she is sucking and ******* him. The **** actresses who pose for the camera think they are going to get noticed by those who make legitimate films. Hey, lady, jokes on you -- it's over. No one goes from **** to real acting, except Tracy Lords.

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hotPinklipstick 24

Kim Kardashain isn't an actress, she is a money hungry barbie doll wanna be. She is an attention *****.

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shadexilmaendu 4

Which is kinda sad really. I wonder how many of the people who deny **** actresses for real jobs have gotten off to them previously. :p But in america if you're not putting down some group or other you're doin it wrong :D

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perdix 29

A sex tape doesn't make you a pornstar. There are very few examples of chicks who get hammered by hundreds of long-dong dudes on film even succeeding in clothes-on movies.

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Aoifexzx 3

I never said Kim Kardashian was GOOD, but she acts.

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FMLGriff 8

try to either: 1.) get a life, or 2.) use the other hand....

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The_Hitdude 12

The FML says nothing about having hand problems....

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atomicbaboon 0

to all of you saying OP needs a girlfriend, i highly doubt he's choosing to be single

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faydanielle 2

He won't get a girlfriend sat watching **** though, will he?

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faydanielle 2

He's not going to get a girlfriend sat watching **** though, is he?!

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Llamacod 11

I'm sorry I didn't catch what you said, could you repeat it a 3rd time

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McAninch35 9

This time higher and with your mouth open?

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Shelta957 13

BANG!!! (I'm duck hunting faydanielle)

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mikeawesome 0

Your life only sucks because you clearly watch too much ****.. U need to get laid...

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maxwells_hammer 5

We only know of the OP watching one porno. So one is clearly too many to you? Well I'm sure glad you're so perfect and nonjudgemental.

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