By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
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peaceout314 0

Sucks that you were alone, but what was the ticket for? I mean, we can't know for sure whether this is a FYL or YDI because we don't know the details. Happy Birthday, now you have more than one.

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kmart72 0

happy birthday! :) don't feel bad, my 18th birthday sucked too. sorry about that ticket though.

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yourdeadtome 0

that sucks, happy birthday anyway. If I were you I would have thrown my own ******* party and got a bottle and got wasted. I almost got arrested on my birthday, too bad the birthday gods didnt save you from getting a ticket like they saved me. better luck next birthday. I mean, we cant always have good days.

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erowlyn 0

I just turned 18 recently too it sucked as well mainly because I'm such a loner

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aTRAGEDY 0

aww sorry u spent it alone hope ur next one is better happy birthday

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Psychs7 11

I turned 18 a few months ago and my birthday sucked too, mainly because i blew my friends of to spend time with my family instead, and my family didn't want to know. Not because i have no friends, that could easily be the case here, i wouldn't jump to the conclusion the OP didn't have any friends Oh an happy birthday dude

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CandyKissesNum1 0

u shouldnt care that u were alone at least u knw ull never heart urself i guess just trying 2 help :)

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st87 0

Your birthday WISH came from an officer? A ticket is a 'wish'? You mean present, right?

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Gregory7 0

Your clearly an idiot for realizing that when you "wish someone a happy birthday" it is what is said when someone says the phrase happy birthday meaning the only person nice enough to say two words on the 18th anniversary of someone being born is the person giving them a ticket for a mild road infraction.

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TheOtherNewest1 6

You should have wished not to get a ticket.

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Ninjaface 0

That's what you get for celebrating your 18th birthday by going 18 mph over the speed limit. You should be thanking that cop, if he hadn't made you see the error of your ways you probably wouldn't have lived to 50.

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JellyMelly 0

In life sometimes you have to deal with being by yourself for big holidays or special events, it just happens sometimes. You need to toughen up!! This will happen again at some point in life. Don't pity yourself either if you are trying to find friends, people will not want hear that.

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lauraanne 0

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