By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 529
You deserved it 45
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lancewell 0

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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jessxoxo28 5

thats terrible... no way can that happen!!! that bitch needs some ass kicking.

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cheapshoes13 0

that really tragically sucks, I'm so sorry to hear that you were married to a cow like that. Though I don't know you I'd say you deserve better, no one deserves a spouse like that.

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suckishfather 0

What a little bitchhh and nice one #31 i totally agree. my friggen grandfather has a facebook! And some advice, find out where she's living, get a couple close friends and like trash the place. or if you're too scared to do that, go with #114's idea.

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PhysOptGuy 0

I agree with 114, go with that, but in addition, see if you can get a kidney or two out of it. oooo maybe a liver!

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doug_the_bear 0

Well if it was MSNBC, at least you got back at her by making her look like a bitch to the world

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Mikeymikey 4

im sorry dude but you kinda married a biatch!!! move on.. you've got the rest of your life to do other things now.

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