Love: Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed... - FML

By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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lancewell 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 9:16

That is so cruel she put through that.

spitball1074 2

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:59

this is y the divorce rate in america is so dam high..

Pinky85 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:43

I once got dumped in college over Facebook. I was walking home from class and every friend of mine asked how I was doing looking kind of concerned. When I got home I logged onto Facebook and found out why. My boyfriend of 2 years was listed as single. When I called him after seeing that he never answered. We never talked again even though we had many mutual friends.

Broadwaylov 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:04

yea that happened to me when i was dating someone, except it listed him as in a relationship with this ex. FML

justwant2Bhappy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:18

wow that is heartless. your ex wife is a bitch and doesn't deserve anyone. I hope she chokes soon

Freddyy211 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:41

omfgg, this one was on the news maan. FYL.. so sorry to hear

volleyballchicka_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 1:20

i got dumped over facebook too :( i was in hawaii and i wanted to talk to my boyfriend and i noticed he wrote on my wall. it said; its over, have a good time in hawaii bitch i was like DOUCCHEE BAAAG.

Mustcomment 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:19

Dude, that ssssuuuuuccccckkkkksssss. Oh well, if she wasn't good enough to divorce you without facebook being involved, she's not really good enough for you imo.

JonReb 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:44

This FML really makes me sick, and I'm sorry for the OP. Facebook makes everything suck..

785656 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:25

Hey I know a song that will cheer you up! go to www.myspace.com/sbpmd and listen to "on Facebook" it is really funny and you will feel better!

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