By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 529
You deserved it 45
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lancewell 0

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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jmeg_fml 0

bahahaha, i LOVE this illustration. i usually hate the ones that draw the FMLs out, but this is actually funny and relevant.

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ddrluna 2

I don't like the illustration at all. The art doesn't grab me. And before anyone jumps down my ass with the obligatory "let's see you do better" argument (which, by the way, is a completely irrelevant, tu quoque fallacy), yes I have taken plenty of art classes; yes, I do feel quite certain that I could create and submit an FML of at least equal quality (albeit in non-digital forms); no, I do not feel the OP is necessarily bad at what they do, I just dislike their style. So there.

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ddrluna 2

Guess we could say the same for you! :)

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LongJohnnie5 0

Yo, sorry u didnt like the art. But I must say I dont like your username. I mean ddrluna? Who plays that game anymore. And before you jump on me like "your name isnt so great either!", I have taken many classes on how to be clever with my screen name and LongJohnnie5 tickles anybodys soul. Its like long john and johnny 5 put together! Hey, its not like i dont like you, its just your name is bad style. So muthafuckn there

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Overcast117 5

LongJohnnie5 wins and has the best username of all time.

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LongJohnnie5 0

Fa sho bro.....oh shit and btw OP, thats just terrible. It takes a real hoochie to divorce her man over facebook. Facebook/twitter is just glorifying being a nerd, and the bad kind of nerd

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ddrluna 2

Wins by repeating what I said, eh? We could go at this all day! But I don't care. Could've just said I don't like the art, but then you get the idiots on your case for it. Guess my disclaimer didn't change that fact all that much. Sigh. Can't blame a person for trying.

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LongJohnnie5 0

Ah but you do care silly girl, thats why you keep explaining yourself. Dont worry tho, cuz I care enough too, to **** with you of course.

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USArocker 2

I never knew an illustration could be longer than the FML itself and be funny at the same time. I know now!

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SweetPotatoVines 0

Christ that Comic was long. Not that good either

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iKaite 0

Comic is too long and drags it out. Fail.

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spuds_mcgee 0

lol i love this comic.

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Mauskau 35

lmfao at the judge playing solitaire

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