Love: Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed... - FML

By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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lancewell 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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CougeeSwagg 19

Monday 26 May 2014 1:10

Bitch!

rainbow247 4

Thursday 17 July 2014 23:51

wow

NamelessFace 22

Tuesday 12 August 2014 4:35

Wait, so if you hadn't checked Facebook, she wouldn't have divorced you yet? What a bitch...

ermahgerd1236 6

Thursday 30 October 2014 22:26

Bitch got issues

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 18 November 2014 0:22

That's low.

dhermz 17

Sunday 18 January 2015 5:21

Sorry

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