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By rattrap - 06/02/2012 01:13 - United States

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

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By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 08:02

Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML

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By Brain_fart - 18/09/2017 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML

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Haunted house

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 16:58 - Germany

Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By the_emilymohr - 28/03/2020 23:00

Today, after feeding my cats, I walked out of the room. Five minutes later, I heard one of them making a hacking sound. Knowing the outcome, I went to get some paper towels to wipe up the mess. When I went in, my other cat was eating it. Certain things cannot be unseen. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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bro1oke 0

Monday 6 February 2012 8:35

That was your karma letting you know you should never blame cats.

pdp_fml 21

Monday 6 February 2012 8:39

Your cats weren't doing their job!

Comments

lantern 6

Monday 6 February 2012 8:52

Aw, capture it and keep it as a pet~

xbella 8

Monday 6 February 2012 8:53

I thought cats kill rats? tsk tsk what a dumb pussy

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 6 February 2012 20:09

There are rats that can actually hurt cats.

jonriise18 3

Monday 6 February 2012 20:42

You're a poet, and u didn't know it.

Clamcreepy 7

Monday 6 February 2012 8:55

You need to keep your cats in the kitchen at night so they can get rid of this rodent for you free of charge. I sure they can handle a rat .

Cigar 11

Monday 6 February 2012 8:55

He's only in your house because there is food, hiding places, and water readily available to him; check your home for rotted wood or anything that might let critters in. Just bleach your kitchen, clean up your clutter, leave a live trap out, and wait. Release him in a park or forest, somewhere with a water source, no less than a mile from your home in nice weather. A shrub is a good place to let him out, he can gather his marbles safely after so much stress. Rats are intelligent, social, problem solvers but most of all, they're terrified of you. Please don't cause the poor thing any undue stress. Good luck!

TheDrifter 23

Monday 6 February 2012 14:22

Or let the cats in the kitchen to eat it. Nature at its finest.

hellokeroppi 5

Monday 6 February 2012 9:04

Your pet rat?

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 6 February 2012 9:04

Do you mind? The rat was only enjoying the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind.

Coffeebang 17

Monday 6 February 2012 9:54

Lazy cats

yahoowizard 16

Monday 6 February 2012 9:59

At least you didn't see some paranormal activity shit on the night cams

linkinpark98 23

Monday 6 February 2012 20:08

I was gonna say that. :P Lmao

Devin91 20

Monday 6 February 2012 10:25

Ratatouille! Haha

perdix 29

Monday 6 February 2012 10:42

You need Coach Daddy to come over and train those cats to chase the rat away. Or dump the cats and get a nice pink walking harness for the rat and keep it as your pet.