Health: Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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You deserved it 30 101

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Same thing different taste

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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You deserved it 46 028

By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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That escalated quickly

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 20:00

Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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You deserved it 10 444

Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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saIty 17

Friday 25 November 2011 11:59

Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Friday 25 November 2011 12:01

Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.

Comments

MasterGamer591 13

Monday 4 June 2012 7:45

My best time on rubiks cube is 56 seconds using the f2l method

pandaabear 2

Friday 31 August 2012 15:07

5.66 seconds. previously 6.55

yaoiluver69 3

Friday 9 November 2012 6:00

Dude. This is situation where further explanation is needed. Seriously. ._.

mike307 11

Tuesday 27 November 2012 20:02

Your doing it wrong.

dinosaurzombie 14

Tuesday 18 December 2012 6:12

You know you're not supposed to use your teeth, right?

okami23 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 14:32

I agree your life does suck, but you definitely deserved that since you are somehow dumb anough to chip your tooth solving something in your hands...

SammiixSue 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:14

...how does that happen?

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 14 February 2013 17:15

You can do it.

TheCatSniffer 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 7:37

You need to calm down lol

guttedbrit 26

Saturday 3 August 2013 23:54

How on earth did you manage that?!

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