Health: Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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That escalated quickly

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 20:00

Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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saIty 17

Friday 25 November 2011 11:59

Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Friday 25 November 2011 12:01

Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.

Comments

DubstepMasta 18

Monday 20 January 2014 5:48

How the hell could you POSSIBLY have done that? Rubix cube got mad at you for touching it inappropriately and knocked your ass out?

mavrik4 5

Monday 31 March 2014 0:58

uhhh how?

flowerfliff 18

Wednesday 9 July 2014 22:59

I HATE those things! By the way, I think it's awesome that you bit one. I don't know why

kiaroxilles 8

Sunday 31 August 2014 23:11

Were you trying to solve it with your teeth, OP??

18rhunt 16

Monday 29 June 2015 16:25

Wut

momo3p 22

Tuesday 22 March 2016 15:25

How do you...

KingKralj 31

Tuesday 31 May 2016 17:41

How do you manage to chip a tooth twisting a cube? That's some ungodly powers

stellasue11 38

Monday 19 September 2016 3:53

ouch, how did that even happen? i thought u did those with your hands?

lucasj23 11

Friday 1 June 2018 1:44

oh wow. i can tell you're a bright one.

measleweasel 6

Monday 15 July 2019 5:16

Were you trying to solve it with your mouth? wtf

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