Health: Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML - FML

By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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That escalated quickly

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 20:00

Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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saIty 17

Friday 25 November 2011 11:59

Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Friday 25 November 2011 12:01

Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.

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VorpikeII 17

Friday 25 November 2011 16:44

No, it's not that...

dhardesty23 8

Friday 25 November 2011 16:48

now that's intense

screamo_neve 12

Friday 25 November 2011 17:20

For punching people on Black Fridays [:

ZXDriver 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:24

Maybe the OP was on Ecstacy. "These colors looks so warm and delicious."

GetTheFuckOut 7

Friday 25 November 2011 17:26

So I'm guessing you've been messing with it for so long that you got so intensely angry at it, and out of rage you started beating yourself in the mouth with the rubix cube. That's gotta' be the case, right?

ih82bl8 2

Friday 25 November 2011 17:31

How... Never mind...

Kingrat3154 4

Friday 25 November 2011 17:38

Rubix cube, you're not doing it right.

ArmadasRebellion 1

Friday 25 November 2011 20:08

Spelling rubik's cube, you're doing it wrong

AtrumMessor 1

Friday 25 November 2011 18:00

This just in: you're doing it wrong.

upyourzlolz 11

Friday 25 November 2011 18:22

Remember the algorithms: u, r, r2 l,

qtownalex 1

Friday 25 November 2011 18:35

Karma is a b**** haha

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