Health: Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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That escalated quickly

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 20:00

Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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saIty 17

Friday 25 November 2011 11:59

Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Friday 25 November 2011 12:01

Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.

Comments

Whackamole 1

Friday 25 November 2011 19:12

You aren't supposed to eat the rubik's cube.

RS795 8

Friday 25 November 2011 19:18

I think you deserve an award for pulling that off?

fencer310 0

Friday 25 November 2011 19:41

Another human brought down by the dreaded Rubic's Cube

FlyingWhisps 5

Friday 25 November 2011 19:42

I don't think you're doing it right

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 25 November 2011 19:57

You'd fit in well in Hockey.

chris4701236547 2

Friday 25 November 2011 20:16

one question.... how?

M3loni 0

Friday 25 November 2011 20:32

You're not supposed to eat it...

hurrican_fml 0

Friday 25 November 2011 20:33

How the f''' did you Manage that?

GothicAngel95 16

Friday 25 November 2011 20:36

Fail!

anataliaguerrero 0

Friday 25 November 2011 20:39

I chipped my tooth playing Just Dance 2. -__-'

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