By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
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EllyMo 15

Over salivating in stressful situations? You should see a doctor about... Oh.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Totally not a college students if you choked on just saliva haha.

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apepe78 1

You must not be a college student as well...check your grammar.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Yo hoe, spell check. Didn't notice didn't want to reply but some dumb **** like you could resist eh? I'm human, guess you're not.

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ambamm135 7

Watch out everybody! We gots an interwebz badass over here! Seriously though you're going to fight in the internet? What are you going to do caps look people to death?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Dude, everyone chokes on saliva. It doesn't matter how old they are, so your college student comment is entirely irrelevant. Don't be an asshole.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

Don't call anyone "hoe", it's disrespectful.

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SecretMe00 5

Apepe-- ignore that asshole. You made a very legit, necessary comment.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

******* Internet groupies. My deepest apologies to all that got so hurt from my disrespectful ness. Oh please forgive me and let me go to the endless bliss of the Internet haven lol. No need to get such a loose butt hole over a comment fellas.

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ambamm135 7

Ahh my eyes! They burn with the intensity of a thousand suns! Your response was so painful to my fragile sense of being! Internet tough guy strikes again!

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bobberto100 2

I did that the first time I saw Justin bieber

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I'm pretty sure it was just saliva.

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DocBastard 38

"...and THAT'S how I came to be interested in aspiration pneumonia and why I want to be a pulmonologist." What, no one?

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poprocksss73 7

??? *wooossshh* I don't know about anybody else but that went straight over my head!

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perdix 29

#29, I got it. The OP wanted to become the kind of doctor who can fix the problems caused by spit-choking. Lots of people go to medical school to fix themselves first -- psychiatrists are crazy *******!

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DrMaverickRanger 4

Bliksem that's a depressed skull fracture, DAYYYUM!

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Teabubbles 8

aww sucks OP, hope you get the job! If anything went wrong at least you were in the right place :)

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perdix 29

Did the doctor offer to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on you*? If not, maybe you are not a "foxy" as you think. *I know the Heimlich Maneuver is not appropriate for someone choking on spit.

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mama2b3 20

We're also not allowed to call it that anymore :/

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perdix 29

I can call it anything I want. This is still a semi-free country, last time I checked (that was a while back, so maybe we have lost all our freedom by now ;) ) I've heard reasons why that term shouldn't be used, but I don't really care. People know it and they might think "abdominal thrusts" are vaguely obscene.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oh i'm sorry, I didn't know you were all so perfect and flawless to not choke on saliva. How about we make you our leader for your flawlessness?(sarcasm) Yeah, **** off..

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